clout chaser jake's definitions

broomsticken

Either a mop or broomstick stuck up your ass, like Tyler in 13 Reasons Why.

Bro i heard Tyler and Jake were broomsticken after school.

by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019

jhit

A smaller person than you, likely someone younger or less mature.

Shut up, jhit your balls haven’t even dropped.

by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019

clout demon

Someone who will kill someone for the highest tier or raw clout. Secretly loves clout and needs to feed off others to live.

Someone blows up on Youtube:
Jake: Hey wanna be friends.
Blow up: Hey
Jake:( im about to be a clout demon) Grabs a knife from his bag.

by clout chaser jake October 23, 2019

baby shmeat

someone with a very small penis, compared to the size of a baby’s. used as an insult of a prepubescent kid.

You see Tyler over there, i bet he has a baby shmeat.

by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019