shemotion

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
by clevername July 19, 2018
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small boobs envy

(Noun)
The envious feeling a woman experiences when she wishes she had smaller, perkier breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one woman is caught glimpsing at another woman's breasts with a look of envy.
Woman 1: "Ugh, I wish I had your small boobs!"
Woman 2: "Small boobs envy? I know."
by clevername January 13, 2017
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