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spiritual constipation

Term used to describe the condition of being a gigantic asshole. Derived from the belief that the direct connection to the soul is through the anus. Assholes are so uptight that the soul is unable to come out through the anus resulting in spiritual constipation.

Damn, did you see that guy? He's suffering from some serious spiritual constipation.

by clenched soul August 6, 2014