dapulse

Satan's masterplan to enslave creatives through the myth of #priorities. No matter how much one tries to avoid it, dapulse is a black hole that swallows up even the most reluctant human being until the victim withdraws in a cave far away from modern life, friends, family and every shred of social contact. Once the process is complete, there is no way back. You could see a transformed Dapulser looking for a 'due date' on the Himalayan mountains, begging for a brief on the street or shouting 'edits required' to random people.
"Thanks to dapulse I was able to stay focused on my #priorities and get the work done" - Charles Manson
"Mom, you know you can't call me unless you put it on dapulse first!"
by cinemagraph73.jpg December 13, 2017
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