Djarum

Quite possibly the only cigerette that gives the illusion of smoking a christmas ham. It carries the same traits as a ham, its filling,delicious and induces poop.
(mom) What the Hell are you smoking in there you bastard?! Are those my djarum's?! (son) A Christmas ham! (mom) Your always eating you fat ass!!
by chrisarce March 08, 2006
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