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Definitions by chris vg

Bra Code 

The Combination of fingers, thumbs, teeth, pressure and patience required to relieve a woman of her Bra.
Chris-Fancy adding that Bra to my floordrobe?
Karen-Do it yourself, it would be sexier.
Chris-But you know I always struggle with the clasp.
Karen-It's about time you mastered the Bra Code.
Bra Code by Chris VG May 3, 2007

Cat Got Your Fingers

A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.
Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?
Feeling miserable, snappy and irritable, mainly a condition suffered by girls on a Sunday evening.
Chris-"Karen Do you want to go for a drink"
Karen "No Thanks, I'm feeling Miserable, snappy and irritable"
Chris "Ratty Bitch"
ratty by Chris VG April 21, 2007