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gladstone

An erection.

In National Lampoon's "The Missing White House Tapes", the Impeachment Day Parade's commentators were Barbara Merkin and Wallace Gladstone.

by chris $ May 3, 2010

googooplex

A movie theater that is comprised of many small theaters, each showing one of the popular kiddie-fare movies of the day. Derived from the words "googol" (ten to the hundredth power), "goo goo" (to coo and clap like an infant), and "complex" (a group of buildings or rooms).

See all those people watching movies and catching covid in the local googooplex! Imma watchin' "Black Widow" at home!

by chris $ November 8, 2021