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"Teto" is a colloquial term used in Mexico to refer to someone who is nerdy, childlike, slow or has a weak demeanor, thus making this person some sort of social outcast. Also commonly referred to as ñoño.
Tetos lack basic social skills and prefer to spend their free time studying, playing video games, or drawing anime characters.
Their fashion icons include the old people that feed ducks at public parks and your dad's accountant.
Tetos lack basic social skills and prefer to spend their free time studying, playing video games, or drawing anime characters.
Their fashion icons include the old people that feed ducks at public parks and your dad's accountant.
Student: I hope the teacher forgets to ask for our homework lol
Teto: *raises hand to remind teacher to collect homework*
Teto: *raises hand to remind teacher to collect homework*
by chloemx November 14, 2018
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Young males belonging to this urban tribe are usually well dressed and resemble Mexican celebrity Diego Boneta or social media personality, Andres Zurita. Older male fresas usually resemble a variation of Mexican singer, Luis Miguel or his friend, Roberto Palazuelos.
Female fresas are tall, thin, and soft spoken resembling Mexican celebrities like Camila Sodi and Anahi. The older ones resemble the likes of TV personality Ines Gomez Mont, or the pseudo-hippie "singer", Paulina Rubio.
In their youth, both genders seem to have an obsession over pretending to be bohemian, wearing an eclectic collection of bracelets, going out to brunch, holidaying at exotic beaches (Thailand, Indonesia, Mozambique, or "locally", Tulum) wearing Birkenstocks and buying at organic markets. This usually fizzles out as they reach their mid-30's and begin to settle down.
Fresas generally share a strong dislike over urban and regional music opting for a more "indie" pop/rock/electronica variety.
Yes, fresas are often bilingual but a real fresa does not flaunt this. In fact, speaking "spanglish" is considered vulgar.
Cheap imitators are often called "buchon", "naco", or "mexa".
Young males belonging to this urban tribe are usually well dressed and resemble Mexican celebrity Diego Boneta or social media personality, Andres Zurita. Older male fresas usually resemble a variation of Mexican singer, Luis Miguel or his friend, Roberto Palazuelos.
Female fresas are tall, thin, and soft spoken resembling Mexican celebrities like Camila Sodi and Anahi. The older ones resemble the likes of TV personality Ines Gomez Mont, or the pseudo-hippie "singer", Paulina Rubio.
In their youth, both genders seem to have an obsession over pretending to be bohemian, wearing an eclectic collection of bracelets, going out to brunch, holidaying at exotic beaches (Thailand, Indonesia, Mozambique, or "locally", Tulum) wearing Birkenstocks and buying at organic markets. This usually fizzles out as they reach their mid-30's and begin to settle down.
Fresas generally share a strong dislike over urban and regional music opting for a more "indie" pop/rock/electronica variety.
Yes, fresas are often bilingual but a real fresa does not flaunt this. In fact, speaking "spanglish" is considered vulgar.
Cheap imitators are often called "buchon", "naco", or "mexa".
Fresa #1: What are you going to do if insert politician here wins the election?
Fresa #2: My grandmother is French, I'll just ask her to make me a French national and move to Paris.
Fresa #2: My grandmother is French, I'll just ask her to make me a French national and move to Paris.
by chloemx November 4, 2018
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