Definitions by chezz extrodinaire

pee guard 

1) The sheet they put over lame ass college beds in dorms to cover the large pee stains on the mattress.

2) The same sheet to prevent chezzes from putting more stains on the mattress.

1) OMG that pee guard is rank!
2) I had to clean my pee guard, I soiled it last night.

pee guard by chezz extrodinaire December 9, 2008