Definitions by chaz emmonds

Chub Smuggler 

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.

Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!

Chub Smuggler by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010