a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.
I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa
After banging a girl doggy and spilling your wad in her hair you pull out some croutons and throw them into her hair like a salad. The croutons stick to the jizz dressing and hair
After that bitch ordered the most expensive thing on the menu at dinner i took her home and gave her the Paul newman.