Definitions by changus emangus

smatter

semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it

I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face

smatter by changus emangus March 9, 2008

New England Man Chowder 

Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.

dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull

New England Man Chowder by changus emangus March 9, 2008