champ pain's definitions

tour hot

A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch.

Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"

Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"

Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'

by champ pain March 6, 2010