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rydon this dick haha funny
Joe: Who's rydon
Chad: RYDON THIS DICK
Joe: *dies of ligma*
rydon by ceo of sex March 20, 2021

friend code 

the thing that Nintendo Switch users hate
FUCK FRIEND CODES CAN'T NINTENDO JUST USE USERNAMES
friend code by ceo of sex March 7, 2021

Asian cock and balls 

The largest pair of cock and balls to ever exist. The juicy balls can hold over 48205610371036582837975212018485015477382018364 gallons of cum even after nutting. The ginormous cock weighs over 99999999999999999999999999999999 tons and is totally longer than yours. The boner is a devastating force and can only be controlled by and Asian man.
Damn nigga I just wanna suck those huge Asian cock and balls (no homo)
Asian cock and balls by CEO of sex September 17, 2019