cat fucker's definitions

skode

a long skinny dick, opposite of a chode

"damn look at that pencil! oh wait that's just a skode!"

daughter: "why does daddy have a magic pencil where his we we is supposed to be that has white stuff in it?"
mom: "oh no honey, that's not a pencil, when me and daddy wrestle he always gets a skode!"

"dayuuuum 12 inches long, but 1 centimeter thick.. must be a skode!"

by cat fucker December 6, 2012