3 definitions by cartizzle

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man august 6th btw

Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?

by cartizzle August 6, 2021

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man

Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?

by cartizzle August 6, 2021

morbillion

The number of tickets the marvel movie, Morbius sold, this is equal to 100, meaning if it sold 100 tickets=1 morbillion. This shows that Morbius has sold the most morbillion tickets of all time.

Alan:Hey man did you see that Morbius sold over 100 morbillion tickets!
Dave:Bro I did see that, I started calling it peakius instead of Morbius.
Random Bystander:What the hell are they talking about.

by cartizzle April 26, 2022