1 definition by captain_kickbutt

1: A gift parasite, someone who writes their name on someone else's gift tag or card. They take credit for someone else's gift so they don't look like the cheap person they are. Either that or they're broke but don't want anyone to know.
2: An annoying person (usually a younger sibling) who, for some reason, wants to go everywhere you do.
1: Bob: Dude, I just got fired. On the week of Christmas too!

Joe: Well, Suzy's Christmas party is around the corner. What are you gonna do?

Bob: I think I'll just tag-along on Billy's gift.

2: Guy: Bye mom I'm going to the movies!

Little sis: Why can't I go?

Mom: Take your little sister, Guy!

Guy: Aw mom, she's such a tag-along!
by captain_kickbutt December 21, 2009
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