Definitions by captain mudge

the jelly donut 

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood

I gave that bitch the jelly donut.

the jelly donut by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

mudgekicker 

a broad rating 4-6 on a scale of 1-10, syn: mudgey

Check out that mudgekicker.

mudgekicker by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003