2 definitions by captain long schlong

Spoon

1. A Romantic way of cuddling
2.a dumb person

1.Yeah me and Chad spooned last night
2. Me:What did you get for number 5 on the math homework?

Chad: I got Abraham Lincoln somehow

Me: Oh my god your such a spoon

by captain long schlong May 7, 2016

DGTG

Don't go there girlfriend abbreviated.

while texting...
girl 1: so did you hook up with him???
girl 2: DGTG

by captain long schlong July 30, 2009