Definitions by captain long schlong

Spoon 

1. A Romantic way of cuddling
2.a dumb person

1.Yeah me and Chad spooned last night
2. Me:What did you get for number 5 on the math homework?

Chad: I got Abraham Lincoln somehow

Me: Oh my god your such a spoon

Spoon by Captain long schlong May 15, 2016

DGTG 

Don't go there girlfriend abbreviated.

while texting...
girl 1: so did you hook up with him???
girl 2: DGTG

DGTG by captain long schlong July 30, 2009