1 definition by captain dando

A serious loser. Someone who is such a big loser that s/he doesn't even realize it. One who needs to be called a chount by someone who notices his chounty behavior. A douche.
Person 1: Did you see that guy?
Person 2: What a chount!
Person 3: (passing by in car and noticing a chount) CHOUNT! !!!!!!!
Person 4: Yamp.
Chount: What are those Wilmington people yelling about?
by captain dando April 30, 2014
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