capn ahab's definitions

Opel

when you grease up a bowling pin, shove it up your ass, then slather your naked body with peanutbutter, then run a mile with it still in your ass. if it falls out before the mile has been ran, it is called a Moger. if it stays in it is called an Opel.

my ass still hurts from that opel i did the other day

by capn ahab December 19, 2008