1. The theoretical flattening of a person (or object) when they slam into the ultra-dense surface of a gravastar at near-light speed.
2. The opposite of spaghettification — instead of being stretched into cosmic noodles by a black hole, you're squished like a celestial pancake.
2. The opposite of spaghettification — instead of being stretched into cosmic noodles by a black hole, you're squished like a celestial pancake.
Dude didn’t even make it past the gravastar’s shell. Total pancakification. Flat as a neutron-flapjack.”
by canuscience July 18, 2025
Get the pancakificationmug.