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A total fail of a 'couple' to ever to grace the manga panels. It is a 'couple' paring that involves Orihime Inuoe and Ichigo Kurosaki in the Japanese manga called "Bleach". Statistically speaking of Tite Kubo's (the author) solid objectives in terms of pure romance for one another involving these two characters is: 100% Orihime, sub-zero for Ichigo-------that's right the 'ichi' is completely non-existent in 'ichi'hime but let’s just go along with it for the sake of "fanfic is canon!" mind-set of 'ichi'himes.
Orihime is a girl with a teen crush on Ichigo, which 'develops' in to a supposed love that will only last for 5 lifetimes........sooooo....what happens after said lifetimes, you ask?...*she becomes a lesbian* *insert rjw: ZING!* (no, no, she becomes a nun...NOOO, she meets Ulquiorra as a human in their 6th life-time. BINGO!) *kidding!* or am I...... *eyes maniacally squinting* And then after she confesses her louv to a unconscious and half-dead sleeping Ichigo she goes on to make Ichigo's worst nightmare come true... what is it you ask?..oh gosh, nothing at all...just-that-he-lost-his-humanity-and-attempted-to-kill-his-friend-by-stabbing-him-with-his-own-sword-and-hard-smashed-"his princess'"-face-on-the-rock-hard-ground (lol) thereby she helped her louv-of-5-life-times remit into his most severe/ deadly case of personality disorder ever known in the Bleach universe. *that's true love for ya!*
Orihime is a girl with a teen crush on Ichigo, which 'develops' in to a supposed love that will only last for 5 lifetimes........sooooo....what happens after said lifetimes, you ask?...*she becomes a lesbian* *insert rjw: ZING!* (no, no, she becomes a nun...NOOO, she meets Ulquiorra as a human in their 6th life-time. BINGO!) *kidding!* or am I...... *eyes maniacally squinting* And then after she confesses her louv to a unconscious and half-dead sleeping Ichigo she goes on to make Ichigo's worst nightmare come true... what is it you ask?..oh gosh, nothing at all...just-that-he-lost-his-humanity-and-attempted-to-kill-his-friend-by-stabbing-him-with-his-own-sword-and-hard-smashed-"his princess'"-face-on-the-rock-hard-ground (lol) thereby she helped her louv-of-5-life-times remit into his most severe/ deadly case of personality disorder ever known in the Bleach universe. *that's true love for ya!*
ichihime1: *reads manga (with huffy puffy sex ounn!)* *manga reads as follow: random character says:"Ichigo, if you don't get stonger I will kill Chad and Orihime and all your friends you care about will die too." Ichigo says: "Imma kill you!"* ichihime interpretation: yaaaaaaaaah Ichigo louvvs Orihimes so much he practically banged her right there!
ichihime2: Oh I know Ichigo and Orihime having wild anamilistic sex after the training is just a bit off for the next chapter prediction but oh goodness Kubo's such a tease it's bound to happen soon cuz I can read!
ichihime3: Oh may be not sex but passionate kissing and shameless groping is going to happen and then he's going to take her out to a fancy dinner followed by a 6 hour make-out session! yep, that's right, that's what's going to happen becuz that's my opnion!
The rest of Bleach fandom: Watches the freak show in utter bewilderment & relishes the oozing stupidity of these disturbed creatures known as "ichihime fans".
ichihime2: Oh I know Ichigo and Orihime having wild anamilistic sex after the training is just a bit off for the next chapter prediction but oh goodness Kubo's such a tease it's bound to happen soon cuz I can read!
ichihime3: Oh may be not sex but passionate kissing and shameless groping is going to happen and then he's going to take her out to a fancy dinner followed by a 6 hour make-out session! yep, that's right, that's what's going to happen becuz that's my opnion!
The rest of Bleach fandom: Watches the freak show in utter bewilderment & relishes the oozing stupidity of these disturbed creatures known as "ichihime fans".
by can read Kubo's drawings June 13, 2011