cHeShiRe///'s definitions

fupatude

The attitude associated with older women (who are usually involved in knitting clubs) who have a bulbous mass of fat around their no-no parts which is usually referred to as a fupa. The aforementioned attitude is almost as repulsive as the crotchfat itself, hence the unexplainable bond between the intensity of the fupa and the intensity of the fupatude.

Dude, yesterday I saw a woman (whose crotch reminded me of a semi-deflated beach ball) cutting out coupons, knitting, making a scrapbook, and criticizing my life choices...SIMULTANEOUSLY! Her fupatude stood out even more than her fat rolls- I was both impressed and disgusted.

by cHeShiRe/// October 19, 2010