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TPD

TPD stands for Toilet Paper Dick. It's when you go to dry off your dick and only have toilet paper. Consequently, little bits of TP stick to your dick.

*dries off dick with TP after doing the deed*

Girl: No, I dont really think I wanna go again. The TPD is kind of a turn off....

by buoy-u July 3, 2022