2 definitions by brittany ballin

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.
suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.
by brittany ballin July 1, 2008
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This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.
suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.
by brittany ballin June 30, 2008
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