Urban Dictionary: Definitions by brian poutlaw

roast beef pussy

a large dark lipped pussy that has been overly penetrated, resemlebing the lunch meat.

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Excessive sweating in armpit area due to playing excessive amounts of nintendo 64 smash bros.

I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains

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The act of shitting into a condem (preferably wet diarehea), then freezing it in preparation for inserting into oneself or another.

Hey dude, I totally put this icey carl into this chick last night.

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The act of freezing a used tampon in anticipation for penetral use.

I tottally used an icey barbara on your mom last night

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