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Definitions by brian poutlaw

roast beef pussy 

a large dark lipped pussy that has been overly penetrated, resemlebing the lunch meat.

smash stains 

Excessive sweating in armpit area due to playing excessive amounts of nintendo 64 smash bros.
I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains
smash stains by brian poutlaw March 6, 2008

icey carl 

The act of shitting into a condem (preferably wet diarehea), then freezing it in preparation for inserting into oneself or another.
Hey dude, I totally put this icey carl into this chick last night.
icey carl by brian poutlaw March 6, 2008

icey barbara 

The act of freezing a used tampon in anticipation for penetral use.
I tottally used an icey barbara on your mom last night
icey barbara by brian poutlaw March 6, 2008