Definitions by brent c. airey

toolpilot 

1 - an egotistical, self-involved person.
2 - Insinuation of a persons' lack of sexual ability with anyone else due to their self involved arrogance.

mark haggerty is such a toolpilot!

toolpilot by brent c. airey September 22, 2003

load lover 

A person who, even against their better judgement, can't say no to a load of steaming man-cream.

Mark Haggerty is such a load lover!

load lover by brent c. airey September 22, 2003