Definitions by brandon hall

bone dance 

contrary to the above, the best possible euphemism for sexual intercourse.

So I was in my car, trying to do the bone dance with my special lady friend, and then this other car drove up, so i tried to beat ass out of there, but ran over a fence post.

bone dance by brandon hall December 28, 2005

press ham 

to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.

Every time we see a school bus on the road, we pass it and press ham.

press ham by brandon hall December 28, 2005