brandon hall's definitions

press ham

to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.

Every time we see a school bus on the road, we pass it and press ham.

by brandon hall December 28, 2005

bone dance

contrary to the above, the best possible euphemism for sexual intercourse.

So I was in my car, trying to do the bone dance with my special lady friend, and then this other car drove up, so i tried to beat ass out of there, but ran over a fence post.

by brandon hall December 28, 2005