Definitions by brandon + darren

ass burglar 

One who steals goods from another's ass.

The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)

ass burglar by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

ass burglar 

1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix

Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.

ass burglar by brandon + darren September 17, 2003