ass burglar

1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix

Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.

by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

ass burglar

One who steals goods from another's ass.

The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)

by brandon + darren September 17, 2003