2 definitions by bond Don

milk bottle

A penis of impressive girth, resembling the dimensions of a UK pint bottle of milk.

Has great potential for destruction or ruination of the recieving partner.

Ann: Why Billie you are walking a little strange today!

Billie: Yeh, that guy i took home last night was a real milk bottle, i just couldnt face seconds this morning.

by bond Don January 9, 2008

Jap

The art of getting out of an unjoyable or onerous task whilst at the same time passing the task on to ones enemies or (more likely) colleagues.

Man how come i have to do this, your name was down for it - you sure are a master japtist.

by bond Don January 10, 2008