Definitions by blake allen

boneyard masterbater 

A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.

I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!

boneyard masterbater by blake allen June 24, 2008

boneyard masterbater 

a person who masterbates in a graveyard.

The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.

boneyard masterbater by blake allen June 24, 2008