Definitions by bill the random

Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..

He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....

Relapsturbation by Bill the Random December 20, 2010

Gnomeschool 

Where gnomes learn to be bitter, resentful and overcompensate for their many, many failures in gnomish ways...often falls prey to substance abuse and becomes engaged in seedy employment (when employable) as fluffers in Gnomaam flicks

Dude....I don't care what they told you in Gnomeschool your never going to be a cowboy ... now stop trying to ride my german shepard and get your gnomschooled, gnome hat wearin ass out of my garden...

And clean up that fluffermuffin, gnomie.

Fucking gnomes......

Gnomeschool by Bill the random December 3, 2010