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canada's history

the deprived sexual act of freezing a hockey puck and shoving it up one's anus while probing your partners anus with maple syrup covered moose antlers while drinking the jizzum of the 1990 edmonton oilers out of the stanley cup.

Man we were so wasted we ended up having canada's history last night. My ass is still bleeding!

by big cat 2012 February 5, 2010