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Definitions by big baby jesus.

lucifer's lettuce 

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)
lucifer's lettuce by big baby jesus. September 22, 2007