2 definitions by big Willie and the Twins

The scum sucking attendant at a twenty four hour service station that will not get out of his seat to serve you food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift
The weasel cunt said to me " no food or drink only Petrol"
by big Willie and the Twins August 26, 2007
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A person of Northern irish parentage who reguarly disapears while at work!!
I know i should be in the room but i cannot help myself doing a lord lucan
by big Willie and the Twins September 7, 2007
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