Definitions by big Willie and the Twins

Doing a lord lucan 

A person of Northern irish parentage who reguarly disapears while at work!!

I know i should be in the room but i cannot help myself doing a lord lucan

Doing a lord lucan by big Willie and the Twins September 17, 2007

weasel cunt 

The scum sucking attendant at a twenty four hour service station that will not get out of his seat to serve you food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The weasel cunt said to me " no food or drink only Petrol"

weasel cunt by big Willie and the Twins September 1, 2007