Definitions by bibi hunter

moocher 

a massive leach on society. always trying to get something for nothing, usually unemployed. and in most cases excessively obese. may also like poop. also a chronic masterbater

bystander: hey mooch, whatcha mooching?
Moocher: I LOVE BIBI. and poop. kkthx

moocher by bibi hunter May 14, 2009