betsy rosss's definitions
First president of the United States.
Had two on the vine--I mean, two sets of testicles--so divine.
6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.
Has a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart (He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh).
Patrolled the land on a horse made of crystal.
Ate opponents' brains and invented cocaine.
The sons of his opponents wished that he was their dad.
Had two on the vine--I mean, two sets of testicles--so divine.
6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.
Has a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart (He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh).
Patrolled the land on a horse made of crystal.
Ate opponents' brains and invented cocaine.
The sons of his opponents wished that he was their dad.
by betsy rosss October 24, 2007
Get the George Washingtonmug.