ben shapir-no's definitions

rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude

sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"

by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019