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a small town on Vancouver island. The Alberni valley is a great place for anyone who likes the outdoors. pretty much if your a looser who sits at home ports not the place for you.

For anyone else this place is a playground for quads, trucks, and boats.
wares all those fags who hate Port Alberni?

their probably at home faping to gay porn since their poor as fuck
by beaver taco February 17, 2011
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