beans and bullshit's definitions

Candy Ass (CA)

Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.

The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Petal Plucker

A person who only fucks virgins.

A virgin slayer.

Landon is such a petal plucker because he only has sex with virgins and plucks their petal.

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.

Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022