beans and bullshit's definitions

Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.

Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Candy Ass (CA)

Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.

The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Petal Plucker

A person who only fucks virgins.

A virgin slayer.

Landon is such a petal plucker because he only has sex with virgins and plucks their petal.

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022