bastardly fucktard's definitions

Douche bag

1.a pompous fucktard who fronts an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

2.a device used to clean your cooch

3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up)

4.k-fed

5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)

david lee roth is such a boring douche bag. someone should sodomize him til he realizes he is a fudge reaming gooback.

by bastardly fucktard March 22, 2008