Leeds

Although undoubtedly worth visiting, Leeds is a place where nobody in their right mind would want to live. The Men in Leeds have an unbearably camp accent and a penchant for drinking urine. The Women in Leeds are common and easy making it ideal for nights out, but get out when you sober up, avoid pints of piss and tell no one what you’ve done.

I think the Women drink wee too.

You're out in Leeds? I'll see you tomorrow, don't forget to wrap it.

by bashment January 15, 2007