barzillacuntilla's definitions

Victoria

1. Very beautiful, very intelligent, and super athletic. She is extremely well motivated, always competitive, yet so charming. She never takes shit from anyone, even though it is rare for shit to be offered.

2. A slightly mysterious girl that may or may not play ice hockey.

Admirer: "Victoria is so amazing. I want to be like her one day."

Buddy: "You want to be a girl?"

Admirer: "No, I want to be amazing."

Buddy: "oh. Well I still think it'd be cool to be a girl though."

by barzillacuntilla September 1, 2009