barbara's definitions

assphyxiation

suffocation due to a massive buildup of anal gasses

damn, bubba! did you eat all that potato salad? open the WINDOW or i'm gonna die of assphyxiation from yo stank ass!

by barbara January 21, 2003

heverhead

Someone who does something incredibly aggravating, stupid or annoying.

The men who invented high heeled shoes and panty hose are a couple of heverheads.

by Barbara April 21, 2005