Definitions by banjoman kasper roll

Tianke

Truly the crustiest, sleaziest, most offputting person lurking in the back corner of the prison cafeteria. Tianke is not to be messed with—she has a whole box of frozen hamburgers ready to be hurled at you if you so much as look at her the wrong way. Tianke carries a shiv made of whalebone and styles her hair with fish blood. And don't even think about asking her what she did to end up in this joint in the first place. Believe me, you don't want to know.

"Hey, who's the person feasting on that deer carcass over there by the free weights?"
"I promised myself I'd never speak her name aloud, but I guess the time has come. That's...Tianke."
"Oh my god..."

Tianke by banjoman kasper roll November 24, 2021