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zenande

A zenande is an extremely beautiful and intelligent girl and despite what the other stupid and misleading definition says a zenande will only fall for a Nathan when an Andy is nowhere to be found.

It is still being debated if a Zenande likes icecream more than the ocean veiw from a parkbench when a Andy is present.
Zenandes are notorious for disliking anything named Jessica.
Nathan ; Zenande will you go out with me?

Girl ; (without hesitation ) yes

*a Andy walks by

Girl ; Nathan but only as friends/gayfriends(friendzone)

Nathan ; that girl is gorgeous

Andy ;yep...

Nathan ; (wont stop staring)...

Andy ; bud im outta here before we get a restraining order.

Andy ;That girl right there wifeable,she gonna be my girlfriend.

Nathan ;she must be a zenande..

*both continue to stare from the distance Zenande calls the cops
by baddecisionsandcoldfeet July 25, 2019
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