baconsmellsindian's definitions
noun
the douchebag bully who has no life. he enjoys fucking squirells and milking his udder. he thinks he is kool when he really isnt. in his spare time, he spams people and masterbates.
adj
to act like a douchebag and overreact to a small thing
the douchebag bully who has no life. he enjoys fucking squirells and milking his udder. he thinks he is kool when he really isnt. in his spare time, he spams people and masterbates.
adj
to act like a douchebag and overreact to a small thing
noun:
girl: WTF ALVIN GO FUCK UR SELF
alvin: I ALREADY DID!!! NOW GO AWAY WHILE I MILK MY SELF
adj:
omg stop being so alvin!
girl: WTF ALVIN GO FUCK UR SELF
alvin: I ALREADY DID!!! NOW GO AWAY WHILE I MILK MY SELF
adj:
omg stop being so alvin!
by baconsmellsindian November 4, 2011
Get the ALVINmug.