territard

the most extreme level of retardation one could reach. When blending Terri Schiavo's exceptional qualities with those of traditional retardation, a new, most extreme level of retardation is the result. Usually the outcome of being super drunk and/or high. Absentminded decision making, usually for the worst. A huge blunder, of epic proportions previously never seen by anyone before.
#1: Marklar, you were totally territarded this morning!

#2: Yeah, after I put the milk in the cupboard, the cereal in the fridge, I went to the bathroom and used the toilet with my pants pulled up.

#1: Are those the pants I found unwashed in the dryer Marklar?!?
#2: Oh, shoot. God I'm such a territard!
by babysealretard January 16, 2010
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