atemperman's definitions

cap

verb: to shoot a person with a handgun

If I ever become a personal-injury lawyer, then cap me in the head.

by atemperman April 20, 2003

dignitude

noun: the quality that appears the possessor as dignity but appears to others as foolishness. Originated in a 2000 Saturday Night Live skit in which Al Gore and George W. Bush are playing Scrabble, and Bush attempts to add the word "dignitude." Gore challenges him to use it in a sentence, and Bush replies, "George W. Bush is a man of great dignitude."

George W. Bush is a man of great dignitude.

by atemperman April 20, 2003